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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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