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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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