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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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