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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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