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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Loki eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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