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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Squishy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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