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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Jelly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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