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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Snort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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