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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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