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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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