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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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