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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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