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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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