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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Buddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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