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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daisy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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