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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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