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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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