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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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