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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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