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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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