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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Poppy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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