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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Poppy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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