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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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