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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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