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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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