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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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