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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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