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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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