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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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