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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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