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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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