Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.