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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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