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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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