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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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