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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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