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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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