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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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