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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Kirk eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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