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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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