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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rex eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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