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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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