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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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