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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Roxy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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