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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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