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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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