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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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