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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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