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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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