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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maya eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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