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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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