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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Champ eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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