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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Champ eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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