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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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