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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rocky eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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