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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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