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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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