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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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