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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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