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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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