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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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