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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Yoda eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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