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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jelly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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