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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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